Finally, the day has come, the day with D! In all the excitement, and especially if you are in love with your future spouse, you probably didn’t pay so much attention to the arrangements for a wedding photographer. A trifle, true, but still kind of important. Now we will see why.
Years have passed and you and your loved one are going back to your memories of your wedding day. Or even better: you want to watch the cursed thing after you are back from your honey moon. Surely, there is the video tape that your bestman took, and yea, you are both laughing heartily seeing how drunk he must have been while doing the job, or maybe regretting trusting the task to this particular person just because he happened to possess an excellent peice of equipment. You watch, half-terrified, listening to his flat jokes to some of the quests; you tend to remember the sour face on your mother-in-law’s face; you probably were too happy at the time to pay attention. But now it hits you.
Scarier version: the photos form the day arrive, all best quality developed, you do want the best to remember the day! Both of you browse through, searching, hoping “the good shot” will be coming in a sec. No such thing. The photographer obviously had more fun than you. The set pictures, which were supposed to be put in frames afterwards, all of them are quite dark. You search for at least one good one, just to remeber the thing without haing nightmares. Nope, none. The other thing – well , he obviously was quite a joker, as most photos are close-ups of people you know and love, but in their most awkward moments. And then – the thing for flowers. Tons of pictures of flowers were made, apparently. Nice huge-looking petals, the white lillies, chrisantemeums, ribbons, the bride’s floral motifs…all is here for you to re-experience.
You are desperate – the photos are worse than the tape. Next time you marry – get the more expensive version, and hire professonals.